Amazingly Horrible Eyebrow Fails

Eyebrows. If you think about it, they’re a lot like bears. Furry little things that, if you leave well alone and don’t disturb them – with, say, tweezers – everything’s fine. But start messing with them and you could find yourself in a lot of trouble. With a real messed up face. They’re also quite a lot like caterpillars. But only aesthetically. Although plenty of the crazy eyebrow fails that we’ll be showing you here don’t look like fuzzy brown caterpillars. In fact, most don’t look like eyebrows at all. Which is what makes them all so darn bad. The following 15 pictures are all proof that when it comes to your brow, natural is good. Whether there’s a bear near you or nor – put down those tweezers, folks…

We can’t quite see how big this lady’s face is, what with only her shoulders being visible (scale and all that…). But she must know. So how has she get the proportions of her eyebrows so desperately wrong? When are anyone’s eyebrows an inch and a half high? Also – what’s up with the coloring here? Oh dear. There’s just so much wrong. But if you think these bad boys are a mess, then keep on clickin’…

This girl’s asking us if she knows us from MySpace. Well, that depends. It’s been quite a long time since we logged into our MySpace accounts (about eight years…). But still. We don’t remember talking to a girl with the longest and highest eyebrows in the world. Every application of these mammoth brows must surely run out a whole eyebrow liner pencil.